22.10.06

I'm so back biatch!

Oh my goodness. I just got a post card from puggsy and muggsy. They are headed back to Clinton. They found their tails and will be here soon! Stay tuned for updates. Oh, and respond to this so I know why is still checking.
I am so back and better than ever. Better than life! Better than HD television -- and that's damn good!
mr. johns

If no one replies, is it a better idea to get a myspace account? I hope not.

22.6.06

Just bitchin

So, I don't know if it is worth it to write this, but then again, what the hell:

So, they tell us a college degree improves our chances at landing a decent job with a median income of $40,000 or so. I must have the wrong degree.
I am once more searching for a decent job, something worthwhile and intriguing ... I must carry the stank of a dead man or something because no matter what I do, I never can get a response from anywhere I send a resume -- even when I do a follow-up call.
Just damn ridiculous, I say, damn ridiculous!

I feel much better now.

11.5.06

I'm Dead if She Sees This

So, I have a new favorite past time. I like driving around picking up the saddest, yet most interesting people I can find. I feed them a can of black beans, a cheap South African beer, and then drive them around sharply curved, narrow, crumbling back roads until they become crossed-eyed and are about to puke. I then shake their hand, thank them for their company and promptly kick them out of my speeding vehicle.
Here is a pic from my most recent victim. Attractive, no?